Form 1776-A · Official Use Only
The M.A.G.A.B.O.O.B. Bureau · Office of Competitive Readiness
MANDATORY REGISTRATION FOR CHAMPIONS
MAGABOOB™ — Make America Great Again But Obama Or Better
You have been conscripted. Champions — a Jeopardy-style trial of dares, wits, and questionable judgment — will convene to commandeer the Fourth.
- When: Saturday, July 4 (yes, the actual Fourth)
- Schedule: Party at 1:00 PM ET · Games begin 2:30 PM ET
- Where:Gil's House · 90 Runnymede Rd (🏊 pool + slide!)
- Heads up:🏊 There's a pool — bring a suit & towel. It's outdoors, so it could rain — we go rain or shine.
- Teams: Three. You do not choose. You are sorted.
Completion of this registration is required to compete and receive a team assignment. Trials may be silly, invasive, and legally non-binding. You'll get a text a few days before with all the details and your team.
By proceeding you waive the right to complain about any of this.