Form 1776-A · Official Use Only
The M.A.G.A.B.O.O.B. Bureau · Office of Competitive Readiness
MANDATORY REGISTRATION FOR CHAMPIONS
MAGABOOB™ — Make America Great Again But Obama Or Better
You have been conscripted. Champions — a Jeopardy-style trial of dares, wits, and questionable judgment — will convene in protest of the Fourth.
- When: Saturday, June 27 · 3:00 PM ET (the Saturday before the Fourth)
- Where: 84 Adams St
- Teams: Three. You do not choose. You are sorted.
Completion of this registration is required to compete and receive a team assignment. Trials may be silly, invasive, and legally non-binding. Teams are texted to all registrants on June 15.
By proceeding you waive the right to complain about any of this.